Merry Christmas all and Happy New Year! Today’s the last post in the 12 Geek Days of Christmas series and my last post for the year, so I really want to wish you all the best from the whole Rising Phoenix Games team. Enjoy the holidays.

I hope you’ve been enjoying the 12 Geek Days of Christmas. Of course, Christmas isn’t just about giving and getting cool stuff. For me, it’s a time to spend with family and friends and remember Jesus’s sacrifice, the truest showing of love. So, while I’ve been joking about all things geek, let’s not forget the real significance of this special time. God bless you all!

So now, in it’s entirety, the 12 Geek Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A cartridge on a red tee.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a red tee.

On the third day of Lootmas
My true love gave to me
Three Star Wars classics
Two turtle doves
And some chocolate made of green tea.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me…
Four ninja turtles
Three sabres wielded
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a green tee

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gifted me
Seven (5?) golden rings
For the Dwarf Kings
In their halls of stone.
And one ring to rule them all.
Four ninja turtles
Three sabres flashing
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Internet gifted me
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four ninja squirtles
Three Jedi fan boys
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

On the seventh day of Commercialism
My BFF gifted me
Seven “likes” on Facebook
Six Avenging Heroes
Five Dwarven rings
Four ninja turtles
Three Jedi classics
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a green tee

On the eighth day of Geekmas
My guild mates gifted me
8d8 + 8 damage
Seven “likes” on Facebook
Six Heroic Avengers
Five Dwarven rings
Four Kung-Fu Turtles
Three Jedi Classics
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a red tee

On the ninth day of Christmas
Mr Abrams gifted me
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven “likes” on Fanbook
Six Avenging Heroes
Five Gungan heads
Four Ninja Turtles
Three sabres humming
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a red tee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Peter Jackson gifted me
Ten hobbit toes thieving
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven shares on Twitter
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four Ninja Turtles
Three Star Wars classics
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My guild mates gifted me
Eleven LARPers LARPing
Ten hobbit toes thieving
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven shares on Twitter
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four Ninja Turtles
Three Star Wars classics
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
Twelve editions of D&D
Eleven LARPers LARPing
Ten thieving hobbits
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven share on Facebook
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four ninja turtles
Three Star Wars classics
Two flying squirtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

Yay! That really was fun! Merry Christmas all!

And here we are, at the penultimate day of our song. Kind of hard to think that it will all soon be over.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My guild mates gifted me
Eleven LARPers LARPing
Ten hobbit toes thieving
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven shares on Twitter
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four Ninja Turtles
Three Star Wars classics
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

See you tomorrow for the final instalment of our great Geek carol.

The stocking is up, the tree is tinselled and it’s once again time for singing our favourite geek carol.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Peter Jackson gifted me
Ten hobbit toes thieving
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven shares on Twitter
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four Ninja Turtles
Three Star Wars classics
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

Actually, I still haven’t seen the newest and last movie in the Hobbit trilogy (curse swear curse), but hey. Being a lover of fantasy has never been as good as now.

I can just about hear the bells, or that could just be the jingling of magical items over at Paizo (go vote). But bells do provide the perfect accompaniment to more singing.

On the ninth day of Christmas
Mr Abrams gifted me
90 seconds of Star Wars
8d8+8 damage
Seven “likes” on Fanbook
Six Avenging Heroes
Five Gungan heads
Four Ninja Turtles
Three sabres humming
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a red tee.

Yay, Star Wars! Join us tomorrow, same time, same place.

Ho ho ho, here we go…

On the eighth day of Geekmas
My guild mates gifted me
8d8 + 8 damage
Seven “likes” on Facebook
Six Heroic Avengers
Five Dwarven rings
Four Kung-Fu Turtles
Three Jedi Classics
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a red tee

Now, I wonder if Amazon will deliver before Christmas? I’m sure I still have time.

Let the mad dash for gifts begin! But I’m okay, because (sing it, everyone)…

On the seventh day of Commercialism
My BFF gifted me
Seven “likes” on Facebook
Six Avenging Heroes
Five Dwarven rings
Four ninja turtles
Three Jedi classics
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a green tee

Seven down, five to go. Ho ho ho.
Join me tomorrow for more jolliness.

Yay, the 12 Geeky Days of Christmas continue, so let’s carolling!

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Internet gifted me
Six Avenging Heroes
Five magic rings
Four ninja squirtles
Three Jedi fan boys
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.

I wonder what the seventh day has in its store for us?

Stay tuned.

The fifth day of our epic gifting quest continues. Let’s sing along kids.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gifted me
Seven (5?) golden rings
For the Dwarf Kings
In their halls of stone.
And one ring to rule them all.
Four ninja turtles
Three sabres flashing
Two flying turtles
And a cartridge on a red tee.



Phew. Let’s do it again tomorrow.

Day 4, and Christmas draws tantalisingly ever closer. Sing along everyone.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me…
Four ninja turtles
Three sabres wielded
Two turtle doves
And a cartridge on a green tee

Eight more days to go. Watch this space to find out if my true loves bank account can survive Christmas.

Yay, it’s the third day! And my true love is still loading on the prezzies.

On the third day of Lootmas
My true love gave to me
Three Star Wars classics
Two turtle doves
And some chocolate made of green tea.

Wow, I’m gonna have to sell some of this stuff on e-bay.