Avast, me hearties!
This here blog now belongs to us, to do with as our black heart’s desire! You might say, we’ve commandeered it — it’s a nautical term.
The Captain’s Blog Log
Look here, matie, we’ve scrounged below deck and hauled up the captain’s log. 2018 was a good year for this blog, I say:
But now things will be different, just you wait and see. Hoist the Jolly Roger and join our crew (or walk the plank).
Update: Oi, what’s this mutiny?! We found this message in a bottle, dropped by those scurvy dogs we left adrift at sea!
– Two Finger’s Megee